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Federal layoffs: No sympathy from me!

Federal layoffs: No sympathy from me!

Trump, Musk and DOGE are cutting through the federal workforce like a scythe through wheat. Don't ask me to shed any tears for the laid-off feds, especially the scumbags at the FBI.

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So, if you’ve been following the DOGE saga, you know that Elon and his team, acting under Trump’s authority, have been slicing through waste like a hot knife through butter. Layoffs have been happening to federal workers in a way that has never been seen before in our lifetimes. Frankly, I’d never thought I’d live to see the federal work force shaking in their boots and wondering if the DOGE axe is going to swing their way.

As you might imagine, some federal workers are not happy about the layoffs hitting them. Among them are the people at the FBI:

Oh, boo hoo! Cry me a river, McCabe, you Deep State piece of trash! How does it feel to have to deal with the same situation so many of us in the private sector have already lived with for our entire lives? Hey, there are plenty of delivery driver jobs available, Andrew. Get your application in now before the rest of the federal workforce beats you to it! 😂

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