Iran: The brainwashing of Donald Trump

Good evening, my friends.

Like most of you, I have been waiting to see if Donald Trump orders the US military to attack Iran. There has been much speculation on social media, with Trump himself fueling it with one post after another on Truth Social.

Today, I ran into a video clip that got my undead mind whirring. I believe that I have uncovered one of the reasons why Trump seems to have flipped from being against more forever wars to actively starting one with Iran.

And what, you might be wondering, is this piece of the puzzle that I mentioned?

For that, we must return to Butler, Pennsylvania, when Trump was nearly killed by an assassin’s bullet. He was grazed in the ear and managed to get on the ground before the rest of the shots were fired, killing one of his rally’s attendees.

Have you noticed how no further information has been released about Retard-E-Oswald, Trump’s near-assassin? It’s striking, isn’t it? The assassin and his crime were memory-holed right after his body was incinerat…