It is time to draft the illegal aliens!
Why is the US government letting all that manpower go to waste? Nab them at the border, induct them into the military, and send them out to fight the empire's enemies!
A while back, I wrote an article that stated it was “Time for Diversity to fight and die for the empire.” I stand by that article, but earlier today a new thought hit me: Why aren’t all the illegal aliens being drafted into the US military? Most of the people coming up into the United States illegally through the southern border are military-age males. They are prime cannon fodder, so why not forcibly induct them into the US military? 🤔
As you know, the US military is facing a massive manpower shortage. Many White males have finally awakened to the fact that the regime in the imperial capital of Washington, DC, hates them. So they are not signing up for the military in anywhere near the numbers that they used to before the anti-White male discrimination became apparent for all to see. White males have been the backbone of the US military since the beginning of the country, and without them, the military is significantly weakened.
This matters because, as you might already know, the Neocon scum and filth in Washington can never have too many wars. Even as I type this message, they are still scheming to get the US drawn into a war with Iran. Russia and China are also countries that the Neocons think can be taken down through the power of the US military. Remember that these retards think the US should always have “full spectrum dominance” over all other countries. 🙄
But what to do about that pesky manpower shortage? They could try to draft White males, and it might come to that before too long, but in the meantime, how could they fill the manpower gap? Where could they possibly get millions of military-age males? 🤔
Wait, I know: Draft the illegal aliens!
Since he won the 2020 election stole the presidency, Joe Biden and his cabal of corrupt, incompetent losers have allowed millions more illegal aliens to pour into the country. We all know why, the Democrats want them as voters, and many Republicans want them as cheap labor to drive down the wages of the workers who are citizens of the country.
Well, sometimes you have to take a lemon and turn it into lemonade, right? So let’s nab these guys as they come into the country. Instead of going through the motions of processing them and then releasing them into the country, let’s put them on buses to US military training bases. The minute they are found by the border patrol, they are immediately inducted into the US military.
Think about it from the perspective of the owners of the empire. Cannon fodder by the millions is volunteering to be blown apart…er….serve the country by fighting Iran, Russia, China, and who knows how many other countries are on the Neocon’s hit list? The owners of the empire should make use of this human capital by putting them in uniform and shipping them out to the empire’s bases around the world.
Now, some of you might squawk at me that forcing illegal aliens into military service is “unethical” or “mean” or “unfair” or whatever. Blah, blah, blah! They stepped across the border, and thus by doing so they have volunteered to be inducted into the US military. If they don’t like it, too bad. Nobody held a gun to their head and forced them to come into the country. They made the choice, and thus they should suffer the consequences.
However, I am not heartless. Well, not totally heartless. 😅 Remember that those who served in the Roman Legions for 25 years got some good stuff:
All legionary soldiers would also receive a praemia (veterans' benefits) on completion of their term of service of 25 years or more: a sizeable sum of money (3,000 denarii from the time of Augustus) and/or a plot of good farmland (good land was in much demand); farmland given to veterans often helped in establishing control of the frontier regions and over rebellious provinces. Later, under Caracalla, the praemia increased to 5,000 denarii.
So I propose that the illegal aliens will, after 25 years of service, become eligible for citizenship. See? I’m not unreasonable. I figure that 25 years of service is a fair exchange for becoming a citizen. This, of course, assumes that they are still alive after 25 years. But you know what? That’s not my problem. If they don’t like the possibility of being blown up, they can take it up with the Neocons.
I fully recognize that when word of my policy of forcibly drafting illegal aliens into the military gets out, the flood of them pouring into the country might slow down or even stop. Well, great! My policy solution will kill two birds with one stone. Since there are millions of them here already, we already have plenty to draft into the military for the next 25 years. If no more come, we’ll worry about it later on.
So what do you think, my friends? Am I not a genius? I have solved the immigration problem as well as the military manpower problem. 🧐
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I have read this elsewhere, but that person who posed the idea did so much less cogently.Very well done--but then, you do write very well. (btw--it's "a praemium"--praemia is plural)
You are aware Lincoln did just that to support his invasion of the Southern states. Had his agents waiting at the docks when the ships arrived from Ireland and Germany. And sent recruiters to those nations. Get your own piece of the American dream! All we ask is that you kill the people that live here.