It is time to draft the illegal aliens!

Why is the US government letting all that manpower go to waste? Nab them at the border, induct them into the military, and send them out to fight the empire's enemies!

A while back, I wrote an article that stated it was “Time for Diversity to fight and die for the empire.” I stand by that article, but earlier today a new thought hit me: Why aren’t all the illegal a…