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Tariff the crap out of them, Mr. President!

Tariff the crap out of them, Mr. President!

The screeching about tariffs from the greedy, selfish economic elites demonstrates that President Trump is on the right track. The elites can get out of the way or get run over!

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Good afternoon, my friends.

I’ve been watching the debate about tariffs play out in the media and also on social media. I hear endless screeching from rich people who are upset that the stock market is down and their “net worth” has been adversely affected by the reaction to Trump’s tariffs.

Well, boohoo! Cry me a river, you rich, greedy bastards! 🙄

Dave Portnoy, the fake conservative and Barstool Sports asshole, recently blamed Trump and whined that he had lost 20% of his net worth and only had $80 million left in his account:

The stream quickly devolved into an anti-Trump rant, when Portnoy revealed he had suffered some $20 million in losses since the trade obstacles were announced last week. He proceeded to tear into Trump while referencing swirling fears of another 'Black Monday' - an unexpected stock market crash seen on Monday, October 19, 1987.

In doing so, Portnoy also panned the president's complexion - rechristening April 7, 2025, 'Orange Monday' in his honor.

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