Ted Nugent: Rock, guns and poontang

Uncle Ted the poon hound is alive and well, unlike some of his peers

In my last post, I covered some of the 80s action stars I grew up with in my teens. But there’s one guy that should have been included: Ted Nugent. Oh sure, Nugent wasn’t a movie star or a wrestler, but in his prime, he was a high-energy rocker and one of the rock gods of the 1970s and 80s.

Ted Nugent and Fred Bear

Ted is famous for hits like “Fred Bear,” “Crave" and of course: “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”. Ted’s music has always been rooted in the blues, but blown up, sped up, and rocking hard and consistently over the years. He wasn’t just a solo artist, he was also in the 80s band The Damned Yankees.

Ted loved a lot of women in the 1970s

Speaking of poontang, let’s get that out of the way right away. Young Ted traveled the world in the 70s and while doing so he laid waste to tons of poon in many countries. Ted has had 9 children by 7 different women that we know of, and there are probably a few more sons and daughters of his out there in the world that haven’t come forward yet.

If Ted Nugent had a drug addiction in the 1970s, it was poontang. That was in stark contrast to many of his peers, including Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, and numerous others who died from real drug or alcohol addictions. Ted, on the other hand, brought new life into the world via his love of poon and has continued with his life to this very day. If abortion hadn’t been legalized in the early 70s, Ted would have probably fathered hundreds or maybe even thousands of children.

Some of you younger people might not understand why so many women threw themselves at Ted and the other rock gods of the 70s. Back then there was no internet, no youtube, no nothing that would elevate ordinary people to rock godhood. Few people made it that far in the music business, and the ones that did were stars. They were larger than life and thus were considered high status by women (who are always motivated by a man’s status).

Ted still rocked in his 60s

I had the pleasure of seeing Ted in concert when he was in his 60s, and he still rocked the house with reckless abandon. Gone, however, were his loin cloths (a blessing for all of us, a 60-something man in a loin cloth is not a sight anyone should see) and his signature jumps from the drum riser. Those jumps cost Ted dearly later in life when he had to have knee replacements. Hey, nobody said fame didn’t come with a cost, right?

Nugent has always been much more than just a rock and roller, he has long been a political activist and an outspoken advocate and protector of the 2nd amendment. His political views have brought him condemnation by woke communists, but he’s never wavered and he’s always extended his middle finger in their general direction whenever they start squawking at him.

This is a live version of a song called “Kiss My Ass,” in this version Ted changed it to “Kiss My Glock.” Keep watching until the end and you’ll see Ted do a little shooting.

Ted Nugent the hunter

Nugent is also an avid hunter and sells tons of hunting gear, as well as hunts via his Sunrize Safaris business. He has always made hunting one of his primary businesses and has also been one of the chief foes of anti-hunters in Michigan and other places.

Of course, even Ted Nugent must sooner or later bow down to Father Time, and since Nugent is now in his 70s, he has announced his farewell tour. Given that he started in the music business more than 50 years ago, it’s understandable that he wants to wrap up his career and retire.

How to keep up with Uncle Ted

If you want to keep up with Uncle Ted, check out his Nightly Nuge show on Youtube. Frankly, I’m shocked Youtube hasn’t banned him yet, but give those evil woke commies time and I’m sure they’ll get around to it.

If you haven’t seen Ted live before, I recommend you go see him since this is his last tour. Don’t expect him to run around much, and you certainly won’t see him jump off a drum riser. But he’ll still put on a good show, and it’ll be a nice swan song if you were ever a fan of his music.

As for Ted, he might be finishing his rock and roll career, but he certainly won’t stop speaking out in the years ahead. If there’s one boomer star from the 80s I can view favorably, it’s Ted Nugent. Unlike Arnold and some of the other boomer turds, he never kissed the asses of the woke communists.

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