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Brigitte's avatar

There is a shred of “benefit of the doubt” I will extend to the elderly. My parents are up around 80 and still think it’s 1965. So a) they still mistakenly believe that companies pay normal people such as delivery drivers an actual living wage like the dads in their neighborhoods used to get, and b) they think a $2 tip for pizza of any amount (including a big order) is generous. They are just kinda clueless.

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Once upon a time, I used to do deliveries for an upscale grocery store. No car. Pile all the various bags into a giant cart and truck it by hand. The price-point alone meant a mix of ritzy customers and elderly pensioners. I didn't much mind the latter; we're all gonna get old someday, and they usually gave a decent tip

The richies not so much. I tried not to let it bother me, but I can recall one in particular that did. She was a six-story walk-up at the very edge (and, technically, just outside the edge) of my route. Twenty-two bags of groceries, packed to the gills with items that were way above my price range. It was a rainy day, and I was pretty spent from my shift. But i kept them safe in. The vestibule, hauled them up the stairs five or six at a time.

When I was done -- soaked to the bone, breathing heavy, sweating like a pig -- she tipped me a dollar. This, on an order that cost at least $250, and probably more like 3. I remember wishing that she didn't tip me at all, so I could've pretended she forgot. But some people are just sadistic.

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