The Queen of Lies versus the King of Bullshit
It's time for a rematch between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. May the best liar win!
After the debate last night, the hot topic now is who to replace Biden with as the Democratic nominee. Let me run through a couple of the potential options:
Kamala Harris: If this election were about who could give the best blow job, Kamala would win it in a landslide. There’s no way Trump could even begin to compete with her. Alas, the US electorate is not voting for Queen of the Cock Suckers, so Kamala is out.
Gavin Newsom: Newsom is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. He radiates serial killer vibes like no other politician I’ve ever seen. Trump, for all his bombast, never came across as a total psycho with no conscience who would be willing to stab his opponent in the eyes, then pull the knife out and lick the eyes, blood, and other goo off the knife. But Newsom? Yeah, I believe he’d do it.
So who else is there? No other run-of-the-mill Democrat springs to mind who would even have a prayer of pulling off a national campaign on such short notice. Most of them have never had the national spotlight on them during a presidential campaign, and under such scrutiny, many politicians who think they are presidential material wilt and fade away quickly.
But there is one champion who could save the Democrats from their own folly. She is known by many complimentary nicknames such as Cankles, Thunder Thighs, Killary, The Pig in a Pantsuit, the Queen of Lies, etc.
Yes, I am talking about Hillary Clinton.
In 2016, Hillary made the fatal mistake of not taking Trump seriously. She ran around to Hollywood fundraisers instead of campaigning in the swing states. Meanwhile, Trump was zooming around on his plane, doing rally after rally, and fighting hard for every vote he could get. When election day dawned, Hillary got bitch-slapped upside the head, and her life-time dream of becoming president was over forever—or was it?
Simply put, there is no other Democratic candidate that can step in and attempt to save the party from Biden’s deterioration. There are no other possibilities here, folks. Hillary is the Democratic Party’s only option if they want to try to avoid a meltdown in November. Everybody can see that Biden is a train wreck now, and he might not even make it to the election, given his physical and mental condition.
Remember also that Hillary burns with hatred for Trump. She utterly loathes him! He was the one who stole the prize that should have been hers! Yes, the precious was hers; she had a right to it! It was her birthday, after all! But he took it from her, the thief! If she could just get her hands on his throat, she would throttle him until his eyes bugged out and he breathed no more!
But now another chance—unlooked-for but most welcome - has come for her to take it back, and rub her enemy’s face in the humiliation of failure. She can avenge her loss and become her party’s savior at the same time. Think of her place in history if she could pull it off! The first female elected president of the Globalist American Empire! No other woman in history has had the power that she would wield if she could lay her hands on the presidency! No queen or prime minister could match her if she became president!
But there is one problem: A frail, increasingly weak and failing old man stands in her way. What to do, what to do? Oh yes, perhaps a little something special in his morning cereal bowl? Yes, that would do it. Something that would leave no trace—yes, that would work. Wait, that would make Kamala president. Okay, never mind. It’ll have to be done politically.
Yes, my friends, such thoughts are likely running through Hillary’s head even as I type this article. You all know how she is and how she has wanted to be president her entire life. Do you think she is sitting idly by while the furor over Biden’s debate performance is happening? Oh no, not her. She is the Ungoliant of the Democratic Party, and she is busy spinning her webs, laying traps for those stupid enough to oppose her, and anticipating the moment she is anointed as Biden’s replacement.
As bad as the 2020 election was, a 2024 rematch between Cankles and Fat Orange Retard would go down in history as the most vicious election in American history. No quarter will be asked for, and none will be given by either side. It would be a bloody knife fight, with both candidates hacking, slashing, and stabbing each other from the time Hillary was announced as Biden’s replacement to the day of the election.
Let the blood flow!
Trump, for his part, loathes Hillary in equal measure. He knows who and what she really is, and he would love to have another go at her in his last campaign. He likely thinks she’ll be easier to beat than Biden, but he had better watch his step. Hillary will be out for his complete political destruction this time, and she will not underestimate him again. She’ll pull out all the stops to beat Trump and attain the revenge she has longed for since 2016.
It would be an election for the ages: The Queen of Lies versus the King of Bullshit.
So who would win in a head-to-head rematch? Rather than make a prediction, I’ll leave you with this poll for you to choose from. Don’t vote based on your preference; vote based on who you would think would win, even if you don’t like the candidate.
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If they really ran against each other again the rules of drama say the campaign would get ever more hateful and vicious until one rainy night when the two star crossed candidates fall into each others arms and realize that what their campaigns were missing was each other ❤️
“I am the best liar! Everything I say is a lie.”