The Queen of Lies versus the King of Bullshit
It's time for a rematch between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. May the best liar win!
After the debate last night, the hot topic now is who to replace Biden with as the Democratic nominee. Let me run through a couple of the potential options:
Kamala Harris: If this election were about who could give the best blow job, Kamala would win it in a landslide. There’s no way Trump could even begin to compete with her. Alas, the US electorate is not voting for Queen of the Cock Suckers, so Kamala is out.
Gavin Newsom: Newsom is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. He radiates serial killer vibes like no other politician I’ve ever seen. Trump, for all his bombast, never came across as a total psycho with no conscience who would be willing to stab his opponent in the eyes, then pull the knife out and lick the eyes, blood, and other goo off the knife. But Newsom? Yeah, I believe he’d do it.
So who else is there? No other run-of-the-mill Democrat springs to mind who would even have a prayer of pulling off a national campaign on such short notice. Most of them have never had the nati…