The Stones keep rolling for a while longer

Don't listen to morons on the Internet who say that the Stones have stopped rolling!

About a week ago, a retard on Substack had the sheer, unmitigated gall to suggest that the Rolling Stones had stopped rolling and had finally come to the end of their career. The fool had his head up his ass and posted these words in an article about the baby boomers:

Even the Stones have pretty much stopped rolling; as I noted above, their drummer is already dead. Mick Jagger is 80, and who the hell knows how old Keith Richards is at this point? He’s looked like he’s been 80 for the last 30 years! Will the Strolling Bones try to wring one more tour out of their geriatric bodies? I wouldn’t put it past them, but do we need to see Jagger or Richards collapse dead on the stage in the middle of “Brown Sugar?”

The Stones announce a new album

And what happened recently? THE ROLLING STONES ANNOUNCED A NEW ALBUM TO BE RELEASED ON OCTOBER 20!!! As you might imagine, the idiot who wrote that article was left with egg all over his face! It serves him right for doubting the Stones: as old as they a…