What to do with the blue-haired women?
America is awash in women with fluorescent blue hair. I have a solution that will work for them and for us! It is time to deport them all!
I’m sure you have noticed the infestation of blue-haired women in America. They are everywhere on social media, and they have also plagued HR departments in most corporations. They are the first wall of gatekeepers for jobs, and they are also hopelessly woke. Woe unto the White male jobseeker that runs into one of these vicious harpies. He can expect his resume to be immediately filed in the trash bin.
Note also that these creatures also have other hair colors: purple, green, orange, etc. Many (but not all) of them are lesbians, and many also have Cluster B personality disorders. Their fluorescent hair coloring marks them as nature marks certain dangerous, brightly colored creatures in the wild.
Here are two examples of very poisonous creatures that share the same kind of color as blue-haired women.
A Poison Dart Frog:
A deadly, Blue-ring Octopus:
And here we have the equally poisonous blue-haired HR hag:
Wait, I think it might be a woman. I’m not sure. Maybe. Maybe not. 🤔 😉
What should we do with these women? How much longer can we allow them to run wild inside the corporations or on social media?
I have been mulling this situation over for a while, and I believe I have a solution.
Since Trump has been deporting so many illegal aliens. I thought to myself, “Why don’t we just deport the blue-haired females?” But then a question came up in my mind: What country should we deport them to? We have to have some place to put them, right?
As I said above, many of them are lesbians, so I thought of a perfect place for them: The Isle of Lesbos! Yes, my friends, we are going to deport all the blue-hairs (and purple, orange, green, etc.) back to their native land.
If you aren’t familiar with the Isle of Lesbos, here is some information for you:
Lesbos lies in the far east of the Aegean sea, facing the Turkish coast (Gulf of Edremit) from the north and east; at the narrowest point, the Mytilini Strait is about 5.5 km (3.4 mi) wide. In late Palaeolithic/Mesolithic times it was joined to the Anatolian mainland before the end of the Last Glacial Period.[41] The shape of the island is roughly triangular, but it is deeply intruded by the gulfs of Kalloni, with an entry on the southern coast, and of Gera, in the southeast.[42]
The island is forested and mountainous with two large peaks, Mount Lepetymnos at 968 m (3,176 ft) and Mount Olympus at 967 m (3,173 ft) (not to be confused with Mount Olympus in Thessaly on the Greek mainland), dominating its northern and central sections.[43] The island's volcanic origin is manifested in several hot springs and the two gulfs. Lesbos is verdant, aptly named Emerald Island, with a greater variety of flora than expected for the island's size. Eleven million olive trees cover 40% of the island, together with other fruit trees. Forests of Mediterranean pines, chestnut trees and some oaks occupy 20%, and the remainder is scrub, grassland or urban. The island is also one of the best in the world for bird watching.[44]
The island has a hot-summer Mediterranean climate (Csa in the Köppen climate classification). The mean annual temperature is 18 °C (64 °F), and the mean annual rainfall is 750 mm (30 in). Its exceptional sunshine makes it one of the sunniest islands in the Aegean Sea. Snow and very low temperatures are rare.
Sounds pretty good, right? Great climate, and it’s just a boat or plane ride away from the mainland. Plus, a lot of the blue-hairs are probably Pagans, so they can visit Mount Olympus to pray to the Greek gods.
Get a load of how scenic and beautiful the Isle of Lesbos is:
Oh sure, not all the blue-hairs are lesbians, but does that really matter in the grand scheme of things? Even if they are woke straight women, their politics are likely to “intersect” with those of lesbians, so it is clear that they would be much happier on the Isle of Lesbos than they are here, right?
This one doesn’t have blue hair and looks more like a drag queen, but I’m including the photo anyway because I like the color purple:
But then another thought occurred to me: There are some men with fluorescent hair coloring too. Why don’t we get rid of them while we’re getting rid of the women? So we can easily round up all the men at the same time. Since they all have their hair colored too, it will be easy and simple for ICE to grab them and put them on a plane together. And many of the men likely suffer from Cluster B personality disorders too.
Then yet another thought occurred to me: Some of these people are likely troons! Yes, we can get rid of some of the mentally ill men that think they are women. There might even be some mentally ill women that think they are men that we can round up and deport too! I see this as a win-win situation all around! We don’t lose, no matter which ones we grab. Anybody with fluorescent colored hair gets grabbed and deported! 😂
Think about it, my friends. In one fell swoop, we can rid ourselves of many of the woke commies by sending them all to the Isle of Lesbos. Now, I know some of you might think that it’s mean to dump all these crazies on the people who live on that island, but tough bungies for them! America has been long used as a dumping ground for excess populations of third-world shithole countries, so the people on the Isle of Lesbos will just have to adjust to their new reality. Plus, we will be bringing them an amazing array of “diverse” people, right?
What do you think? Shall we deport all of our blue-haired crazies to the Isle of Lesbos? Take the poll and tell me in the comments.
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I did not give you permission to post a picture of me, Mrs. Slocum.
SS not allowing me to vote--so "voting" here via comment. I second your proposal. However, why not export them to Antarctica, which has no population --outside of researchers, who cannot be considered inhabitants. Inhabitants of Lesbos would thus not be embarrassed by the invasion of their lovely island.