The Tomb of Morgthorak

The Tomb of Morgthorak

Share this post

The Tomb of Morgthorak
The Tomb of Morgthorak
Woke communism comes for Fat Bottom Girls

Woke communism comes for Fat Bottom Girls

Queen's new greatest hits album will not contain the song "Fat Bottom Girls"

Morgthorak the Undead's avatar
Morgthorak the Undead
Aug 21, 2023
∙ Paid
18

Share this post

The Tomb of Morgthorak
The Tomb of Morgthorak
Woke communism comes for Fat Bottom Girls
13
3
Share

I’m a long-time fan of Queen, one of the best rock and roll bands ever. I grew up listening to their music, and Freddie Mercury still towers over the rock industry in a way that no other singer has even been able to match. Queen’s music has proven to withstand the test of time long after Mercury passed away.

So imagine my total disgust when I see this nonsense in the Daily Mail:

…Fat Bottomed Girls has been mysteriously dropped from the group's new Greatest Hits collection.

The 1978 track, which was written by guitarist Brian May, has been enjoyed by generations of fans as a humorous and hard-rocking tribute to a young man's appreciation of fuller-figured ladies.

But 45 years later, it appears that lyrics such as 'left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me' and 'fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round' have been hit by the woke cancel culture.

WTF? Fat Bottom Girls taken out by the woke commies

When are we going to du…

This post is for paid subscribers

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Morgthorak the Undead
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share