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Morgthorak the Undead
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Nancy Pelosi: The White Whale of Jill and Joe Biden
Old Joe is still pissed at Pelosi for pushing him out of the 2024 campaign. Now he wants to cut off her ability to engage in insider trading.
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Time to flush the geriatric turds (Part 2)
A GOP congresswoman goes missing for 6 months and is found in a dementia care facility. We must remove all of these geriatrics from their government…
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Trump needs to deliver for working-class people, or he will be impeached in 2026
Tax cuts for the rich aren't going to cut it this time around, Donald. The Democrats will take the House and Senate in 2026 if Trump betrays…
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White males: Beware of Tom Cruise and Pete Hegseth
Tom Cruise and Pete Hegseth should not be trusted by White males.
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Are Nancy Pelosi's days numbered?
Nancy Pelosi sat on a wall; Nancy Pelosi had a great fall; All the king's horses and all the king's men; Couldn't put Nancy together again.
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Should birthright citizenship be ended?
The endless flood of illegal aliens into the US has some hoping that birthright citizenship be ended as a way of discouraging illegals and their anchor…
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Bill and Hillary are shitting their pants!
Trump's upcoming rampage through Washington, DC, has the Clintons in freakout mode. Will Hillary's many crimes finally come back to haunt her?
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Is Luigi Mangione a hero or a villain?
Luigi has been busted. Is he a hero or a villain? Or simply a mentally ill man?
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Jill and Donald: Two star-crossed lovers!
Jill Biden and Donald Trump had stars in their eyes when they met in Paris. Somewhere deep in the political void, Kamala Harris is weeping and pulling…
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Joe Rogan is winning me over
I hadn't spent much time watching Rogan's podcast until recently, and I have been surprised at how much I've enjoyed watching his show.
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Job hunters: Beware of scumbag companies who will exploit you
Don't work for free and don't give free consulting services to companies that have no intention whatsoever of hiring you.
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