Apple's AI crapware is coming in September

Soon all of Apple's operating systems will be tied into OpenAI's WokeGPT

Today, Apple announced a bunch of new product features at WWDC 2024. Prominently featured among these announcements was Apple’s partnership with OpenAI. Apple is diving deep into AI, partly with its own AI software and partly via its partnership with OpenAI. The next versions of macOS, iOS, HomePodOS, and iPadOS are going to have AI built into them.

I’m not going to regurgitate all the details. For that, you can go over to the MacRumors site and just scroll down for all of their stories about today’s announcement. There’s plenty there for you to read, if it interests you. Just brace yourself to be bombarded with a load of marketing babble in Apple’s official announcements that will have you leaning over to puke into the nearest trash receptacle.

Apple has dubbed its AI crapware “Apple Intelligence.” As soon as I saw the name, the first words that popped into my head were “Apple Retardation.” Leave it to Apple to take AI and give it a pompous, pretentious name that leaves the user rolli…