Biden is out! Open convention on the way?

Who will be the Democratic nominee? Deep Throat? Cankles? Or someone else?

Good evening, friends,

News has broken that the dementia-addled pedophile is withdrawing from the race. Moreover, he has not endorsed Deep Throat…er…excuse me, Kamala. What’s more, it seems that the Democrats might be headed into an open convention.

Here’s some video from Newsmax: