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Aug 14Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

I thought it was dentures.

It very much sounded the same as if an old man didn't glue his dentures in properly.

Like you said, nothing about that changes my opinion about him. I'm not superficial.

He could go on stage without a single tooth in his mouth, his hair a mess, and even stumble and fall down, and as long as he still says, "We're going to do the biggest mass deportation in the history of the world," I'll still vote for him.

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Aug 14Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

I've never had a bullet graze my ear, I wonder if that could also cause a little speech problem.

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Loose or ill fitting dentures is my guess. And like you said, who gives a flying fuck anyway.

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