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Jul 27, 2023Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

Mitch McConnell is reaching that stage in life where, like Joe Brandon, he cannot remember the script of regime-friendly lies he's supposed to tell. His mind blanked for a moment, and he panicked. "Oh shit! What if I fuck up and say something True?!" This possibility struck such terror into his feeble, demented mind, that he froze up completely. In a globohomo empire of lies, Truth is anathema to the ruling class. Fear of accidentally telling the truth scares the shit out of them -- sometimes literally, as it did with Joe Brandon when he shit his pants during his meeting with the Pope.

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True, they are all so old now they are vulnerable to a slip of the truth. Very dangerous for the regime!

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Jul 26, 2023Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

I had a roommate in college who has untreated epilepsy (he was a Christian Scientist) and his small seizures looked exactly like what appears to McConnell today. Light headed my ass.

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Could be, he's 81 and I think he had a fall recently or something like that too.

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Jul 26, 2023Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

Those qanons really messed with his adrenochrome supply.

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Jul 27, 2023Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

I think every politician that is over the age of 65 should be removed from office and put in the old congressman's home.

If you can't complete full sentences, you don't need to be representing America and voting about Wars or the border.

I hate to say it, but that even goes for Dumb-ass Fetterman in PA. He can't complete full sentences, and he dresses like a retarded moron.

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Very true, but won't happen. They'll never give up their power until Father Time takes it away from them. Remember Fat Teddy Kennedy and Songbird Mccain? They held on until their last breaths.

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I agree totally except we need Fat Orange Retard to try to stop the dems. Isn’t he 77?

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Jul 27, 2023·edited Jul 27, 2023Author

Yes, but he's likely to be in prison soon anyway, or at least barred from running once he is convicted by a controlled jury.

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How old are you Morgthorak? You certainly sound too young to be trusted with serious decisions! [In other words, it works both ways. Age alone is not indicative of ability, whether youth or old age. ]

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