Suck Wars: George Lucas grovels before the woke commies

Lucas pathetically tries to defend Star Wars instead of telling the woke communists to go screw themselves

I remember seeing Star Wars way back when it was first released, and I even saw The Empire Strikes Back for the first time at a drive-in! Those were the days! The entire Star Wars franchise was new and exciting for young boys. Who didn’t want to be a Jedi and fight the evil empire? Don’t get me started on how cool lightsabers were!

Oh, how far we are from those glorious, youthful days of bliss! George Lucas, the father of Star Wars, has been hammered by the woke communist trash about how Star Wars “lacked diversity” or wasn’t “respectful to its female characters.” Instead of telling the woke trash to go screw themselves, Lucas engaged in a pathetic attempt at “defending” Star Wars by trying to deflect and then trying to prove he was on team “diversity.”

Here are some quotes from a recent Variety article with my commentary after them:

When speaking about the success of the franchise ahead of receiving the festival’s honorary Palme d’Or, Lucas reflected on some of the negative comments he…