The American flag is hideous!

Is it time for the empire to create a new flag with a better design?

I’m likely to catch a lot of heat for this article, but there’s something that has been in the back of my mind for a long time:

The American flag is hideous!

Don’t believe me? Here, take a look for yourself:

Now, I know a lot of people will hate reading this article, and will prattle on about “old glory” and how “people died for that flag” and all the usu…