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Nov 6Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

My friends are all dooming and glooming while I'm looking to four more years of the funniest politics news I can remember.

Hello, McDonalds, I'll have two scoops of grab 'em by the pussy, delivered on a sixteen-wheeler.

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Nov 6Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

Copied from a site I frequent:

Convicted felon, been shot, worked at McDonalds and quit, five kids from three baby mamas, raided by the FBI, beat two women, he is the blackest president ever, I can't stop laughing

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😂😂😂

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You need better friends!!

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Nov 6Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

To their credit, they're not dooming THAT bad, and they're fine as long as you're not talking about the election of America's Blackest president.

Qualifications:

He got lots of baby mamas

He been shot at

He's a felon.

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Enjoy. We dodged a bullet. We have a reprieve. Don't worry, though, for there will be more bullets.

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One day at a time, my friend, one day at a time. 😉

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Nov 6Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

Been here since 1:30 a.m. Watching it all unfold. Thank you dear Lord. Now we as Americans must realize how close we came to losing everything, and straighten out our lives. I don't think He'll give us another chance. And--reminder to all of us--love your enemies.

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Nov 6Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

With all due respect, suck it DEMOCRATS…

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It is difficult for me to argue with your assessment. 😉

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The National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC) is an agreement among a group of U.S. states to award all their EVs to whichever presidential ticket wins the overall popular vote in the 50 states.

Will Illinois and the other Blue States honor their commitment or remove this joke requirement from the books?

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Nov 6Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God, free at last.

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Nov 7·edited Nov 7Liked by Morgthorak the Undead

Fat Orange Retard ftw!

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Now.

Repel the IRA.

Defund the EPA and re-prioritize its mission to things like controlling real polution, not the lie of global warming.

Audit the FDA.

Audit the NIH.

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MAGA

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now that enough states are called to declare the Orange Man victor, I'm waiting to see how many mysteriously late ballots are included in the counts by tomorrow

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Won't happen. Trump had a much better anti-steal game this time around.

I'm waiting to see what that Judge who's been postponing sentencing Trump does. He's about all they have left, since Trump will have both houses of Congress going forward, so no more impeachments, phony "insurrectionist" charges, or 14th Amendment ploys.

The way the dominos have been falling for Trump, though, I'm betting that if said Judge actually tries to jail a president-elect, the words will barely be out of his mouth before Clarence Thomas leads six SCOTUS justices into his courtroom, slaps him brutally about the head and shoulders with the documents overruling him and censuring him for judicial fraud, and then personally initiates disbarment proceedings against him.

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I forgot about that idiot judge. Likely he will find a way to dump the case on a technicality. Let him try to arrest the President-elect of the United States. It will be great theater.

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Yay!

TDS is alive and well up here in Chinadastan. All day long I hear snippets of convos about how depressed they are Trump won. Even the fucking dog park isn’t sacred!

Personally, I am ecstatic! 😁

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