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Grant Smith's avatar

This is fucking hilarious, and like most of your stuff strangely cathartic. Thanks, I feel rejuvenated somehow...

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Morgthorak the Undead 💀's avatar

Thanks man, I got a good one coming up about Ted Nugent. I think you will enjoy it.

WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!!! 😂

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Don's avatar

I watched the Netflix bio. Maria was in the hospital giving birth to his fourth child and he was banging the ugly maid. Stay classy asshole. And yeah the vaxx pushing. Such a dick.

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William Hunter Duncan's avatar

Reagan's Morning in America was quite naive. It was more like the early twilight of American empire.

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Morgthorak the Undead 💀's avatar

Don't forget the context, he came after 4 years of Jimmy Carter. Compared to Carter, it really was morning in America. Only Obama has been worse than Carter.

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The Brothers Krynn's avatar

I still love the 80s action movies, especially Rocky movies, First Blood, Terminator but yeah I don't care one whit about the men themselves.

There's a reason I like writers and artists such as Don Bluth, more than these guys. Sure, someone like Bluth was always a nerd, but at least he has a back-bone. What's more is that by preferring icons like Lee & Cushing from the 50s & 60s or Tolkien or Howard, one can find men with brains and class.

But it is as one man once said; men should not have heroes. You can have people you admire, but don't worship them, else you'll likely be conned down the road.

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Josh Slocum's avatar

Sigh. . . Dolph.

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Scott's avatar

They should have gone the Hans and Franz route. Avoid steroids. Stuff your clothes to look bulkier. Never ever be seen in the vicinity of any kind of actual exercise equipment. And don’t come to talk. Come to pump YOU up!!!

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Argo's avatar

Wait, you mentioned Arnold and Stallone - where did Stallone go?

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Morgthorak the Undead 💀's avatar

Arnold pissed me off so much that Stallone got thrown under the bus! 😂

I should not have even mentioned Arnold until AFTER I had written everything else, once I brought him up it just degenerated into an Arnold hate rant. 😁

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Argo's avatar

I was in California for a few days a few years ago and they mentioned the Governator - I didn't know he governated himself, though I probably should have known from the state of the state (unfair comment, mostly stayed in SF/LA).

Still, I suppose it's a natural development. Lose your main weapon, you'll either graciously accept your loss or look for another. As sad as it is to see, it's a survival strategy.

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Scott's avatar

Frank Stallone is alive and well. Did you know he wrote a Billboard Top 10 Hit in “Far From Over” which appeared in the classic movie Stayin Alive? Also he has an older brother who was an actor or something.

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Van Ivey's avatar

Wow.

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